So, first things first. I am Not Ryan Gosling (NRG), and I’m saying that I am Not Ryan Gosling because I don’t want to use my real name. Not because I’m ashamed of being ethically non monogamous (ENM), but because I just don’t want to have this conversation with my parents. If they find out, they find out, but it’ll just be easier on us all if they stay in the dark on this one.
I think you get it.
So anyway, I’m Not Ryan Gosling, and my wife is Not Emma Stone. (You might have to look closely at the photos I’ll be posting of us, but those will not be our real faces.)
Ethical Non Monogamy, man. WTF?
